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Count Demotivational Poster

THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way

THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.

TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.

Pow! -

TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:03 pm
REALLY sayin that edward is super strong and the count is controled by a human hand i mean its unreal edward would break not only the hand but the human to
faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:53 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!! (i haz a crush on edward)
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
Take that you sparking bastard!


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English

DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.

TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!

PARENTING - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)


TAGS: lot of countries left
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Clever as hell.
aktarian - December 4, 2011, 12:18 pm
To say this is funny is no lie, Israel!
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:06 am
Airman, awesome captioning. First lul of the day. 5L
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
Good... German(y), Bavaria(n) and Suebia(n) make not even a bad pun!


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.

COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.

TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?

18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -

WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by suzieq

rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well

3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking

TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE

EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.

ADVERTISING - Makes stupid people buy things.

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


TAGS: the final countdown wwii
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 29, 2015, 7:37 am
You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.
GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
Make a movie?


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

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Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...

WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...

Yada, Yada, Yada -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd

Country Girl -

TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L

CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.

COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie

TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.

TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by RonE

RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...

THE COUNTDOWN - For HER, a lifelong dream is about to come true. For HIM, it's _____ days till the Funeral.


TAGS: tax time poor poorer poorest money taxes pen paper accountant
Rating: 3.58/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:50 pm
hahaha... that's a good one ;)


TAGS: deleting facebook account social media
Rating: 2.09/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
For your next stunt, master grammar.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 6:15 pm
How does one reach this legendary page? Million of enquiring minds wish to know!

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .

TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.

The Day After 9/11 -

Nice Shot, you little sh*t -

TAGS: kid in burnet county
Rating: 5/5

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tatespa - October 3, 2013, 1:36 pm
LOL!!! The antlers must have been the hardest to get through!!!
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:37 am
Thanks Ugs...I 5L'd so hard I think I blew a stitch...oh doctor!


TAGS: war losing count taught myself
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

440wakeup - March 7, 2011, 10:05 am
Im watching the movie based on this right now Language of the enemy.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 12:30 am

go for it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm

dude...i can't surf by this poster without stopping here. very powerful. rerun....you should take what you wrote and motifake it...or i will....warned.
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:54 pm

mauril, this place is mostly for laughs, however a great demotivational poster stands on its own merits regardless of humor content or serious content
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
De-Motivational Posters, Dont Have To Be Funny.
mauril0p - June 28, 2010, 4:52 pm
What happened to the "Not funny enought" rejection for this poster... Too much.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 5:18 am
I feel nauseated.
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:28 am
What Hapened was that they where sh** by israeli soldeirs .... not an explosion the father tried to creat a meatsheild but it didnt work..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
It appears that a projectile of undetermined origin exploded near enough to this man and his son to not only create death and emotional pain, but a 4.22L poster.
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Hate is the child of fear, and it attaches itself to everything... religion, race, color, lifestyle... if you remove one thing, fear-based people will always find another reason to hate and blame.
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
Without hate they would be no war.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
We Should write a book.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:41 pm

I respect all faiths, even those that hate people of my faith. I just don't think hate is a worthy emotion. All faiths laugh, love and cry...all want the best for their family. Too bad we as a world society cannot love/hate based on the individual.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:08 pm
So True.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
It's not so much a space issue as a faith issue.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
And For What, why cant ppl just understand that earth is big enough for all of us...
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 10:50 am

i remember seeing this on the news years back. still one of the most horrific things i could imagine. a father using his body as a meat shield in a futile attempt to save his son.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:49 pm
They Treated Him Not As A casualty, but as an equal foe with respect, i was 11 yet for the first time walking next to that casket i wasn't scared...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
i remember when this happened, i was 11 and me and my grandma where visiting palestine, i remeber caryying there caskets and marching we carried them as heros even though he shed tears, the israeli soldears usually stop these things, not this time........
hootizz - June 25, 2010, 11:42 pm
Man this one really hurt's..!!, I'm the Father of 2 fantastic boys and the terror in that little guys eyes is horrific..!! War is so sick, twisted and pointless.., and the waste of life is unbeleivable.., with a tear in my eye 5L's man.., 5L's...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 10:11 pm
Thanks Rerun, and TTH its hard to find the perfect dose but ill try ;)
rerun - June 25, 2010, 10:05 pm

very nice
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Almost too heavy, but very good.

A Few Good Men -

One... One bite on her neck... Two -

Counting Calories -

50 - 50 Allegiance -

TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."

KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...

TAGS: bed post keeping count
Rating: 4.23/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 31, 2010, 9:12 am
ahahah nice

MERRY CHRISTMAS! - I hope it's the right size.

COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country

TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm

ACCOUNTABILITY - Mr. President, isn't it about time to man up and take responsibility for the epic disaster you're creating?

TAGS: obama accountability responsibility
Rating: 2.87/5

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WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
Regardless of all the attacks she's taken (fair or unfair) she did clean up the corruption in her own party in AK as Gov. That's an admirable task that very few politicians have the courage to attempt.
Silcas - September 16, 2009, 7:13 pm
Makes me hope Palin goes for it in 2012. At least she tries to do the right thing and not push for constituents that work to get her into office.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:37 am
There hasn't been reason and accountability in the White House since 1939. Deal with it. And make me a sandwich. No mayo.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 2:23 am
TS, you can keep wishing for it but it'll never happen. There is no responsibility or accountability in D.C. right now.

unexpected encounter at a formal dinner -


TAGS: can you count
Rating: 4.72/5

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spacedog - June 14, 2011, 6:58 pm


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tin roof, rusted


TAGS: does ripped off and paraphrased count
Rating: 3.73/5

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rerun - March 16, 2011, 8:37 pm

missed this one, excellent
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Chicken? I suppose if you shave off the fur

SCHOOL - It helps you count to 2 !!

EPIC FAIL - Because someone can't do simple math.

Respect Your Elders -

TAGS: senior discount not valid here
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:32 am
Well thank you little, really appreciate the 5L!
chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
that's hilarious, very nice! 5L's

Fire Over Afghanistan -

Accountability -

TAGS: accountability bierce
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2013, 9:07 am
like it 5L

five -

Counting Sheep -

TAGS: sheep falling flying counting shaun
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:22 am
Well thanks Olds...and I want my hill back...teehee.
Oldsod - November 13, 2013, 8:07 pm
Oh...if only you could have gotten the Welsh accent in there...5 baaaaSPLATS!
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:57 am
But Mr. Gary, it's Shaun The Sheep! To others it may be considered insanity, for me, my creations are the only ounce of sanity I have left...teehee. Thanks for the 5's!
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 10:27 pm
Missy. You lied. Yer not slowing down. 5 lambs

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

Misspellings -

Plus Buttons Pfffft -

TAGS: mad offers sophisticated senior discounts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:04 pm
Typical Greeny genius. 5L for this bugger.
lgvernon - July 5, 2013, 11:00 pm

Or not, but maybe~~5L


TAGS: without the accountability to homicide
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:45 pm
I think I just said that.
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:41 pm
Just remember...they have to catch you first! 5 poodles
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:24 pm
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:24 pm
3rd base!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
Do unto others as you would have them not know they were done they were done unto by thee.



TAGS: count redracurun
Rating: 4.75/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2011, 12:50 am
It's from the bible, Leviticus 2 verse 11 (or it might be a Sean original).......
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
"I don't always masterbate, but when I do, I think of your mother." Who said that? I mean originally ... as in by leaving it as a message on my voicemail. Any ideas? How about you ... dun dun dunnnnn ... rerun?
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 10:48 pm

.....epic p'ownage!
Feasibly - October 11, 2011, 8:34 pm
Nice to see him covering the chicken 5kins.

Fall Semester -

TAGS: woodland education adapting the count
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:30 am

country clubs -

TAGS: golf country club ***ist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.

War and Peace -

TAGS: peace for the people war for the rulers of countries
Rating: 4.74/5

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motifayk - June 28, 2013, 12:46 am
Thank you. Its an honor coming from you.
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:51 pm
nicely done
motifayk - June 27, 2013, 8:17 am
Oh! Good to know you feel like that.
forseti - June 27, 2013, 1:40 am
timeless ma5terpiece!
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 10:59 am
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:47 am
Send this to MilitaryLulz.


TAGS: count your blessings
Rating: 4.7/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:56 pm
you forgot the crap in your pants.


TAGS: purchasing expenses accounting promotion management
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:24 am
Amen. 5L You are definitely on a roll, Aggy. I think it's a kaiser.

THE MOMENT YOU FIND OUT: - that blocking facebook accounts from posting anything doesn't really work



TAGS: ask not what your country ask what you can do for yourself
Rating: 4.53/5

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Woodywood03a - March 3, 2011, 8:33 am
Too right
Kspace - March 3, 2011, 8:32 am
Auto fellatio fail.



new experiences -

DOLLY PARTON - You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap

TAGS: pink country music dolly
Rating: 3.85/5

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AiliOD - March 13, 2010, 10:15 am
go alana, xD
Derek - March 6, 2010, 11:18 pm
Still, for someone in their 60's...


TAGS: time waits for no woman but you will countless times
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:02 am
5 GS...very nice
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:36 am
I like this poster, but not the truth it represents...


TAGS: sept 24 count da money
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy. Very nice Aggy.


THIS IS THE ONLY TIME... - I ever want to see our colors run.

TAGS: country flag nation
Rating: 3.47/5

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boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 6:14 am
by ess than half a minute
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
Beat me to it Aggy. ;)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
...and responding slowly, huh Ice?
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am
Careful there Stenboy, peeples is just a jokin' here.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am
Steady as she goes, Stenboy... we'll be over here exercizing our genius while you develop a sense of humor.
Stenboy - April 25, 2010, 12:59 am
No, there is no intent to be racist. I'm just patriotic and love my country. It does however says something about those who would interpret it otherwise.
MrRandom - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am
Same IQ level either way?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am
Like a NASCAR fan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:50 am
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am
Sean - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am
Now if he said "coloreds" then for sure. As it is it's more like: No need to ask. No need to tell.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:46 am
I didn't take it that way...looks like the second guy from the left is white and some of the others might just be tan...looks pretty mixed race to me...imo anyway, but I can see now someone could interpret it that way maybe
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Is this racist?

FACTS DON'T COUNT - Apparently spelling doesn't either

TAGS: spelling doesn t count
Rating: 3.47/5

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Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 11:50 pm
Either full lolcat it, or it's not as funny.


TAGS: counting innuendo toes p**** joke
Rating: 3.44/5

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GreyScorpion - November 30, 2010, 8:33 pm
that's 1 every 12 minutes...after that I'm supposed to see a Dr.
rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:53 pm

I wonder how the "trans-gender" set works this problem out


TAGS: lions can be mellow but just dont count on it
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 1:11 pm
Excellent. 5

NOW ENTERING CUBBY COUNTRY - Women and children first...

TAGS: cubby country
Rating: 3.14/5

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TAGS: wayne county hockey town
Rating: 3.09/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:38 pm
Post rave mess in 'da hood'
FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
You missed a more obvious joke.
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:47 pm
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 11:45 pm
I said it's THE ****! Not just ****
bonecd - July 6, 2009, 11:44 pm
Just curious...why don't you like Mozilla TTH?

NEW JERSEY - Might not be the best place for a country girl

AMERICA - Because other countries lack a sense of humor


TAGS: accountants have rich fantasy lives because they have to
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 1:26 pm
I step away from the mike to breathe.
Derek - September 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You set me on fire, but I just got singed, now I'm going to kill you with this oringe.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:49 pm
Little known fact: No rapper has ever ended a sentence with the word "orange."

FOLOPEO - The country of really strange flags.


TAGS: countercyclic spending countering sudden liquidity preference
Rating: 2.68/5

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Sean - October 27, 2009, 11:14 am
That would be the multi-trillian dollar question, Bah. Actually, I think the short answer is that you can't.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 2:01 am
Boston cream.
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:58 am
Sean, a purely technical question: Keynesian economic theory is violently apposed by the few libertarians I know. How do you minimize the role of the state and give it more power to manage the economy at the same time?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
Absolutely no apology necessary WTFO. I went for a low blow. And my recently stated views on socialized medicine (which are hints at what I actually feel, not the whole deal) makes what comes after the "liber" subject to it's own little asterisk.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:17 am
didn't acknowledge when others have done it too.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Mark, McCarthy may have been right but he gathered too much power from it. Our govt is designed to divide the power among the 3 branches and be watched over by the news. It wouldn't be fair or honest of me to blame Obama for gathering too much power if I
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
My apologies, Sean. I keep forgetting your a libertarian (even though it shares a lot of the same letters a liberal). I just dislike the level of some attacks. Like Letterman going after Palin's daughter (he's a POS).
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Never totally against them, but a hypocrite nonetheless when a neologism I can't resist loosing on the world comes to mind. But still, it is a dab of hypocracy (sp?) nonetheless. Can't deny it. Tootles.
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:29 pm
...tree." I think that McCarthy may have been the first victim of a liberal media smear campaign.
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
Sean - I thought you were totally against all political posters. What happened to push you over to the dark side? WTFO - I've read a little bit about McCarthy that leads me to believe that he was actually right about there being "a commie behind every...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
P.s., I had to balance out my Obama poster "CHANGE" for earlier in the week.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
tags, dude. Keynesian economics comin' at ya.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
WTFO writes: "That is why liberals suck, because they can't debate facts and instead just resort to character a**assination." And without a hint of intended irony. As a libertarian, I hesitate to allow my suckage to adhere to all Liberals. Note the ...
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm proud to have no idea who this guy is. He does look like he enjoys a good pie though.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:46 pm
typo: Change "Then Dem" to "The Dem". sorry.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:45 pm
and I'm happy. Then Dem model over the past few decades is to divide us (racially or economically) get us fighting among ourselves. Then reap the political benefits of the divisions they create.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:43 pm
No worries. I think all political parties from the dawn of time for govts have used this tactic. So I'm less interested in who started it as where we are today. I despise that kind of BS no matter who is using it. Stick to facts, positions, and records
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yeah, I realized when I hit the "Post Comment" b***on that I was taking your words out of context. I apologize. I think, though, that the Democrats picked up the low-ball tactic from the Republicans, refined it a bit, and voila! Here we are.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
hate and divisions among the American people to gain power.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
I never said that the left invented fear and smear. I disagree with your a**essment of Newt but not of McCarthy. My point is that the far-left liberal loons have taken this tactic and aggressively employed it to spread lies about conservatives and fire up
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:12 pm
WTFO, how is it that you think the Left has suddenly invented fear and smear? Newt made an entire career out of it. McCarthy was one of the worst for it, though.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
Right, anyone who speaks against the messiah deserves to be referred to as some sort of retard? That is why liberals suck, because they can't debate facts and instead just resort to character a**assination. That tactic is much easier than supporting ideas
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 12:58 pm
Blowtard is a wonderful new word, and it fits, to boot. The more I hear of this Rush, the more I like the band Rush, just for karmic balance (NB: I realize lyricist Neil Peart is a Randian dude. He's also not insane.)
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
Autobiographical ziiiinnnnggg!
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
Geez ya think it just might be all the name calling in political speak...hmmm
Sean - June 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Note to self: Blowtards probably don't like it when you make up new names for them, names like "Blowtards". Thanks aggy. This ones goin' straight to the top ... of the lower half.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:04 pm
1.3 of 5 - 3 votes. Sean, you've really outdone yourself this time!!!

NORFOLK - Where the Christmas turkey gets stuffed early.

TAGS: norfolk yokel inc*** hillbilly country
Rating: 2.44/5

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ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 4:07 am
Looks suspiciously like Moooooooooooooooooo's mancave. Complete with split level milking stations.

impossible -

TAGS: nineteen counting reality tv show families
Rating: 2.33/5

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Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 6:44 am
I've met the eldest, and did some work for 'em. He, at least, seems legit. Of course, this was pre-fame, at least two kids ago.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 10, 2014, 1:18 pm
The one up top closest to the guy who looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
Greeny - January 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Which one is the clown car?
EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2014, 3:18 pm
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." -Jesus (Matthew 10:34) Most Christians don't follow the teachings of Jesus, but the teachings of Saul of Tarsus, the Roman double agent.

LOVE OF FISH - There's nothing wrong with it.

DISCOUNTS - fifty percent off for oompa-loompas and midgets

TAGS: discounts
Rating: 2.23/5

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Derek - January 9, 2010, 4:25 am
Heheheh :})
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:48 pm
Good one, Derek. Hairy Karry ain't just a lady in Queens. lol
Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:45 pm
They're small because they're depressed (or is it the other way around?) Anyway, when they go to commit suicide, they cry "Bonzaiiiii!!!"
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 9:53 pm
Don't sweat it. We all make bad ones from time to time. This one's just a little too...subtle.
ICEMAN - January 8, 2010, 9:50 pm
Not your best effort. And, holy ****, that's saying a lot.
BoneCD - January 8, 2010, 9:12 pm
I think the good Doctor is writing his own prescription again
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 9:08 pm
Wtf does that have to do with those trees? I get the joke, but it has nothing to do with the trees? Is it in reference to the fact those are small??? Epic fail.

GEIGER COUNTER - If you knew what this was at the age of five, then you were watching more Captain Planet than Scooby Doo.

THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.

TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

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Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.

COUNTER STRIKE - not so cool in real life, is it?

Respect -

TAGS: mao works math counts spelling don t
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2015, 6:07 pm
2L+3L=5L÷0=Theworldsgreatest grilledcheese.
spacedog - November 11, 2015, 3:57 pm
Thanks everyone.
Sho - November 11, 2015, 2:08 am
Bruh! xD 5L
JesusWept - November 10, 2015, 10:37 am
Haha brilliant! L L L L L
maoworks2 - November 10, 2015, 10:18 am
Guilty !! 5L's
GaryO - November 10, 2015, 7:53 am
and fav'd
Greeny - November 10, 2015, 5:58 am
Excellent - same goes for second language motifakers as well - 5L
concern3 - November 10, 2015, 4:19 am
You nailed it spacedog, a 5er
GaryO - November 9, 2015, 11:06 pm


TAGS: you can count on it
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 21, 2016, 8:29 am
Yep, UP yours
mizzdizz - August 21, 2016, 8:25 am
Nice take on this old joke Silvy! ^!


TAGS: modoc county sheriff deputy sh**
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2016, 11:57 pm
Thanks, Oldsod. Its an isolated, rural community. Just about everybody knew him. He always enjoyed a good convo on a slow night. He is missed many.
Oldsod - October 23, 2016, 11:54 am
My condolences, Dizz.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 11:20 pm
Thanks, JW. Jack was really nice and very funny. He will be missed by everybody that knew him.
JesusWept - October 20, 2016, 8:52 pm
That's so sad. ^^^^^Up